Friendzoning Is Key

It's not what you think..

I'm talking about friendzoning your "significant other" (lowkey just puked a little saying that word) when you guys are hanging out with friends. Being in a relationship already puts a target on your back, but this will help you balance out time with your friends and boyfriend/ girlfriend at the same damn time. No one wants to be seen as boring or married in their 20's so to avoid getting your invitation for Friday night drinks lost in the mail, TAKE my advice. 1. Do not, I repeat DO NOT make out in front of your friends. 2. 100+ open chairs do not sit on each other. 3. No one wants to see the 500+ pics from your vacation together. 3. No one also wants to take 500+ pics of you guys together. 4. Rly another inside joke, THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS, PLEASE. STOP. 5. Everyones just threw up because you said hunny, boo, bae, or love, instead of using his/ her name. You would think these are unwritten rules and I wouldn't even need to take the past 5 minutes writing them out, but nowadays people find satisfaction in showing their life > your life. I am far from having my shit together, and post pics of my relationship on social media, HOWEVER, I take pride in being self aware and understand that shoving my tounge down my boyfriends throat while he's trying to drink a beer and watch Sunday football with his friends is such a crazy, psycho, uncomfortable, and ludacris move. * *If you are that girl, FYI his friends HATE you

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