If She Wont Tell You I Will

There is a billion reason why a guy didn't text you back and forgetting is not one of them.

As girls we like to make up these insane theories of why guys don't text us back. I get it, you think you guys have great chemistry because you have been texting for a few weeks and made plans to hangout and out of no where you get ghosted. Soo, you send 2 orr 18+ follow up texts because you want to make sure it's not that your texts aren't sending, but now it's been a day orrr 5 so these must be the only logical answers for why you are not receiving his texts.

1. He's sooo busy at work 2. He lost his phone 3. His goldfish died so he's mourning 4. His phone has been dead for 5 days 5. He doesn't have service anywhere anymore 7. His dog ate his charger and he knows no one with a charger and can't make it to the store to buy a new one 8. His dog ate his phone because they love eating electronics 9. He got kidnapped and is now in Mexico being sold as a human sex slave 10. He straight up Harry Potter'd himself and vanished 11. He's locked up abroad Hold on while I play the small violin and tear a sheet out of your best friends playbook and say... "Fuck him, your sooo better than that. Lets go do shots, who needs guys anyways. #SingleGirlsForLife" As the Grinch once said, WRONGOOO! Your best friend lowkey sucks if this is the advice she's giving you. He's not texting you back because he FLAT. OUT. DOESN'T. WANT. TO. No, he's not saving babies in Africa, or helping Brazil get clean water... 90% chance hes sitting on his phone right now texting in his group chat, on twitter liking every sports article/ photo/ STAT, or favoriting every girls insta that doesn't have a boyfriend and is at least a solid five that he can text at 2am later when he's blackout.* *Girls, all I can say is be better, do better, and don't be a 2am text to guys that "forgot" how to text in 2016.

#humor