#SquadGoals

Life lessons that helped me and can help you too.

No, I'm not talking about any typical friends I'm talking about the OG of friends, also know as, F•R•I•E•N•D•S. On a serious note... The best thing that has ever happened to me is being able to watch every episode of every season on Netflix over and over and over again. These are just a few helpful, life tips I stuck in my back pocket. * 1. Say the right name at the alter. 2. Never stick a raw turkey on your head. 3. If pregnant make sure it's one child and not childS. 4. Sharpies will not come off your face. 5. You can never have to much coffee. 6. Pet ducks shouldn't eat face cream. 7. Unagi. 8. Wearing leather pants can be a slippery slope. 9. When cooking make sure the recipe pages are not stuck together. 10. It's okay to get divorced 1+ times. 11. Let your friend pee on you if stung by a jelly fish. 12. Being on a break is not the same as being broken up. 13. If your trapped in a bedroom you can eat leg wax to survive. 14. Lobsters mate for life. 15. Condoms only work 97% of the time. 16. Do not count mississippily when getting a spray tan. 17. Never take hair style advice from your boyfriends ex-girlfriend. 18. It's impossible to quit the gym. 19. Hug and roll. 20. Naps are better with a friend. 21. Doing laundry is code for sex. 22. Guys love baths. 23. When playing rock, paper, scissors, always use fire. 24. Don't fall asleep with teeth whitening. 25. Mississippi is a state. 26. People have a work laugh. 27. Shark porn isn't a thing. 28. Remember to PIVOT when carrying a couch up any stairs. 29. Never let a monkey near a TV remote. 30. Your first name is not your family name. 31. Yemen is a great place to escape from your relationship. 32. Everyone has a hand twin. 33. Never tell an adopted child that they are adopted. 34. "Pheebs" is short for Phoebe and not a name we just call our friends. 35. It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and IT IS A BIG DEAL. * Thank me later F•R•I•E•N•D•S

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