WHY.

There are probably a billion things that make me question your average person in today's society, but here is a quick top ten of things that really grind my gears:

1. When you had 15 minutes in the Starbucks line to decide what you wanted and you get up to the register and say "Uhhhhhh...." 2. People who talk on speaker phone in a public place. 3. Uber or taxi drivers asking for directions. 4. People taking the elevator up to the second floor. 5. People who don't respect the "cube life" and bring smelly lunches. 6. Laying on your horn when the light turns green. 7. People riding bikes in the middle of the street. 8. People texting in public with the volume on loud. 9. People staring at you, but speaking in another language. ​10. Slow walkers. Be honest with yourself, you know you just nodded your head at least five times while reading this. Well take a deep breath, maybe a shot of tequila and keep the eye rolls and feet taps to a minimum because we all have our days.

#humor